thursday INTERROGATION TIME

dog nuts not enough other food not enough wt 2 oz over Affen St ht 2'' below Aff std
''Maintenment, petit chien de Loupe'' [Azi means Werewolf]'' Wherrre eez your Mummy, eet eez vairrrry naice to see you, mais by now shee vill be worrrrrying, so eet ees taime for you to go 'ome...''
''Boo Hoo, AAARRROOOOOGHHHHH, snivel,-- dunno where my Mummy iz, wanta finda, 'm a Scholarship Pup at DOGWARTZ SCHOOL FOR THE PUPS OF GENTLEFOLK - yew kno, 'n I 'ates it... Dem snooty Borzois- lookin dahn deh noses at me alla time...an donlike der funny way Mr Nortidag the Maths Master is allaways sniffin at us litluns , my mummy warn me abaht innapropriate sniffin, maybe eez a puppophile... So I runnaway...annI Waaaant my Mummy...boo hoo AAArrrooooggghhhhh...

Azi is by now cross -eyed, trying very hard not to look down his nose at the little fluffy wailing cub...