SUNDAY -Size Shouldnt Matter...

Diet Dog food 3 oz, --plus 'Wizdom of the Wild Wolf' self-selected supplementary free choice pick & mix -consisting of the Vicar's missing Fairy cake, stale cheese sandwich dropped by builder, new Mks & Spencers Melton Mowbray pork pie, [found in shopping bag-- silly place to leave a pork pie...] total 9oz

Weight 3lbs 9 oz over Affenpinscher Standard. Height 2''below Affenpinscher Standard.

I ask you, Who would be a Dog in these Troubled Times?..

My Human's Funny Turn today consisted of erratic behaviour after weighing me, ie shaking weighing scales, repeatedly looking at them with disbelief, then getting on scales herself, followed by more shaking with banging about too this time, harder looks of disbelief, - lot of walking up & down muttering -followed by final theatrical throwing of scales in dustbin, My Human then spent hours on E bay chosing new wieghing scales, --crassly ignoring my frantic nudging & wagging Behaviour Reinforcement every time she accidentally strayed onto Dog Treat pages...Must work harder on my Human Training skills...day not a total wash out though as gave me a big piece of one of the danish pastrys she has taken to hiding in the Diet Dog food tin...