friday Dustbin Day again..

dog nuts- 2 oz, fish heads out of bin 6oz wt over A S 4 oz too much ht under A S 2'' -too little -
Azi is giving the little werewolf cub the 3rd degree again-- ''What eez yourrr name? & wherrre arrre yourrrr family?'' ''Mummy always calls me Feathers or Fluffy, - short for Fotheringay, -dat's daddy's name too- I don 'ave no family, all lost when we fled from Transylvania to escape the Revolution. Mummy's Christabel Lady La Duchesse- Comptessa del Malificorum, -Chrissie to 'er pals, 'n we live in Chelsea-nuffink graand, our den's just a little bijou arch in the Embankment. Mummy flogs motheaten ole Persian rugs dahn Portobello market..thats when she aint bein a wolf,... but we eats ok, even if we aint got no dosh,'n if ya call these 'ere good dustbins, you should just wait 'n see the ones dahn Park Lane-- But Mummy's gon away onna Quest huntin fer ahr missin Daddy, soon's she got me inna 'good school--' Good, Schmuud, even Dog Borstal's a soft option compared to Dogwartz.. an now whattami goin ter doo? Aaaarrrroooogh..