MONDAY -Fat is a Bichinist Issue...
Diet Dog food [ugh] 3oz Additional food None--[hooooowl]
Weight 3 lb 8 & three quarters ounces over Affenpinscher Standard Height 2'' below Affenpinscher Standard
Fat, Huh? Me? Get real, Human!
These endless glamour photos of leggy Models in Dog Planet all look like skeletons to me, very dangerous, dogs missing a meal... -might easily prove fatal... My Human has taken to hiding all the food in kitchen high up, &, despite mournful chewing of bit of wood at her feet all day, did not relent- it is worse than Prison. Started digging Colditz tunnel in shrubbery - exit to come up by cat flap to next door's pantry.
New scales arrived --similar shaking, Human getting on & off, putting me on & off followed by mystefied incredulous looks, & lot of banging about in kitchen, scales repacked for Return to Sender with rude note concerning penalties for selling defective merchandise...
Weight 3 lb 8 & three quarters ounces over Affenpinscher Standard Height 2'' below Affenpinscher Standard
Fat, Huh? Me? Get real, Human!
These endless glamour photos of leggy Models in Dog Planet all look like skeletons to me, very dangerous, dogs missing a meal... -might easily prove fatal... My Human has taken to hiding all the food in kitchen high up, &, despite mournful chewing of bit of wood at her feet all day, did not relent- it is worse than Prison. Started digging Colditz tunnel in shrubbery - exit to come up by cat flap to next door's pantry.
New scales arrived --similar shaking, Human getting on & off, putting me on & off followed by mystefied incredulous looks, & lot of banging about in kitchen, scales repacked for Return to Sender with rude note concerning penalties for selling defective merchandise...
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