tuesday exercise regime shock horror

diet dog food 1 oz choc wizards 1 wt 4 lb over A S ht 2 ;; below A S

Our Human has had weighing machines preying on her mind for some time. Today after much soul-searching she suddenly announced that Yes, she admits she may be a fraction overweight & that I am ''grossly fat'' The Cheek! Poor Azi is ''Too Thin'' but needs More Exercise to Stimulate his Appetite. In fact she claims we all need exercise, even Fothers is too much of a Bookworm & should be out in the Fresh Air... So she has sent off from E Bay for an Exercise Machine... She says it is positively immoral making your dogs trot on a treadmill while you couch-potato it youself by the telly with a box of chox, oh no... So she has got a heavy duty reinforced industrial grade exercise machine we can all get on at once....[ The couch-potatoing would have siuited me fine but she would have none of it..