Thursday, December 14, 2006

TUESDAY -AN' ALL THAT RAZZAMATAZZ JAZZ--

HEIGHT WEIGHT NOSH INTAKE AS YESTERDAY...
Two Dog Club Christmas Parties in one week! Big Azi disgusted- He won the Fancy Dress class & got a dog chew- OK, -but the only description of his gold lame' wraparound skirt costume with huge shocking pink straw hat that could come to mind was French Transvestite... ' Ow could shee make me look such a fool een frrrront of all zose cheeeky little Rottveiler boys weeth orrrl thaire 'orsebrasses an leather gear? 'exclaims Azi tragically.. Avantgarde Buffy the Vampire Slayer,- more the temperamental Diva than ever, is smug in her new 'double-row schwarzofszi crystals on black' collar. '' Whatever possessed me to impulse-buy That at the Ladies Kennel Association Birmingham Show? I wouldnt dream of buying myself jewellery -what with all you lot to feed?' grumbles our Human, as she drags a gordian knot of furiously jealous snapping little black bitches off the jubilant Buffy

MONDAY AGAIN & BACK BLOGGIN' AT LAST



DOG NUTS --scarcely any-- WEIGHT EVEN WORSE OVER AFFEN STANDARD -HEIGHT SAME AS USUAL
At last! Managed to log back on blog.. even Samuel Peyps must have had a break sometimes, but at least Google never padlocked His diary shut in the meantime so he couldnt open it again when he finally felt up to the job again...