SATURDAY -Theres more to life than food & eating,,,

Diet Dog food 3 oz Stilton half a pound

Weight 4 lbs over Affenpinscher Standard, Height 2 '' below Affenpinscher Standard

Blowed if I can think of anything else bar food, mind, but thats what they say...Azi never eats all his dinner up, he is so uninterested in food himself he leaves half of it behind in the bowl & he is fed where I cant get at it, -more torment...
Show isnt until next weekend it seems, so merciless lack of food regime continues. If it wasnt for Azi starvation would have struck me down long ago. Today he leaned across the kitchen table & pushed off a big lump of stilton into my waiting jaws, ''Say cheeeezzzze, Brrrrigitta!'' He knows how to bring a smile to my face...''RRRRRoll on Chrismas'' he rumbles, ''Dustbins fit for kings''

my Human has been covering the ceiling with white paint on & off all week. Well, more off than on, she needs reviving snacks every 5 minutes or so & stops all the time to read the paper, mess with the computer etc etc but Azi is bored & whacks his bone on the floor noisily every 5 mins just to remind her he's here.