WEDNESDAY --YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER...BUY YOU CANT DRAG IT AWAY AGAIN SO EASY...

Diet dog food 0 gms Additional food 0 gms [weak with starvation]

Wt 0 lbs over Affenpinscher Standard [3rd pair of scales] Height half inch below Affenpinscher Standard [on tiptoe]

An Army Marches on its Stomach...likewise an Affenpinscher....

My Human frantically busy trying to tidy me up for weekend show, she only has time to do up one of us, so guess who's going looking like a haystack...Consoles herself optimistically ''Judge will never notice what I look like'' ''he'll be too busy looking at the dog end of the lead... '' How trustingly naieve -- looks to me like Smartly Dressed & Groomed Human or Forget It ...& Never Mind the Dog--& has she never heard of Cleavage & Miniskirt judges, not to mention ones that barely look at the lady exhibitors at all...& thats just the male judges!! You should just wait & see the female ones.....
No food at all Today!!! Human says I'm so fat must show tomorrow on empty stomach... Just wait, I''ll Show her...